#please ignore this post

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil,

I just saw this post where someone zoomed in on Aziraphale's face and it looks a lot like he's holding a bullet in his teeth

Does Aziraphale have a bullet in his teeth?!?!?

is this intentional?!?!?

please, tell us

I can't put the link to the post here but there is research, there is a slow motion video.

Thank You

Aziraphale has a bullet between his teeth at all points in Good Omens Season 1 and 2, except during the actual bullet catch sequence in Season 2 episode 4, when he has either a small fish or an enormous diamond between his teeth...

[shot-by-cupid]

IF. I. SPEAK.

Lord have mercy…..

My lips are sealed. I am not saying a WORDDDDD.

God I want him I mean what who said that

[lesbian-in-leather]

I have THOUGHTS and nowhere to put them so. ignore this lmao

The thing is, see, I've never really been good at having friends. Like, I can have friends on here because idk, it's different, there's that layer of separation I guess, it's easier and you start off in a much different place to irl friendships because of the very nature of this beloved hellsite

But irl I've always been sorta terrible at, not making friends, but keeping them. People always seem to get sick of me, I become too much of myself, I get comfortable enough to let them see beyond the carefully crafted, most palatable version of myself, and they never seem to like it. So I build the walls higher and I make it harder and harder for people to know me, and for so long I've been so, so lonely

And then. The other day I was invited to this party. And it was last minute and normally I would have said no but I thought hey, what the hell, I'll sort of know at least 90% of the people there, why not. So I went. And it was quite possibly the best night of my life

And the thing is, see, I know that I'd been keeping most of these people at arms length. In recent weeks I've been letting some of them closer, but I'd still been so fucking careful. But at this party I was drinking—not something I've ever really done, and it wasn't excessive (I still remember the whole night and I still felt fully in control of myself)—but the thing is, the more I drank, the less I heard that constant voice of anxiety. And it was so nice not to hear it. And because I couldn't hear it, I was so much more myself. I was laughing and joking, I just said the things I'd normally want to say but would be too busy thinking through the implications of to ever actually get around to it

And the thing is. The thing is people liked it. Someone even made a joke that I'm so different to their first impression of me, and that the real me is so much better.

And for the last few days I've just been replaying that party in my head, over and over. These people that I've spent months wanting to befriend, that all like me the best when they saw the actual me, not the carefully palatable, I'll-be-whoever-you-want-me-to-be version. And it makes me want to cry because I'm so fucking happy

I'm seeing them again next week, and I just. I hope we get to hang out more. I hope this continues. Because that night was exactly what I've always wanted, exactly how I've always imagined having real friends would be like, and now I know what it feels like and I know that they like me and I'm just so, so happy

[mybois2]

As a Demi-sexual, homo-romantic, I very rarely am interested in actual sex… but it’s hard when all the guys in the area want is sex during the first date or just plain hookups. As soon as I tell them I’m not into that, it’s always instant deadspace.

It’s been so long since I’ve had any kind of romantic connection to someone and I hate it. I shouldn’t have to force myself to have sex just to get someone to even consider me, but I’ve found myself considering it more and more recently.

I understand why hookup culture is so deeply ingrained in the lgbt+ community very nearly to the exclusion of any other form of initial connection (thanks conservative, religious, assholes) but I really wish we could move to a more temperate dating environment

[autistic-katara]

more rep for boys who want to be eaten out while cutting themself but can’t handle a mild headache

[raging-guanche]

honestly altair x mike afton is just the best ship ever

[katriniac]

Woke up horny af for Comte. Then discovered my cycle had started.

🙄😒

Me: *sleeping*

Uterus: *Mariah Carey screech* It's tiiiiii-iiiiime!!!! *cackles*

Brain: *dreaming of sexy times with a vampire*

Me, waking up: Ooh, I finally remembered a dream AND it was hot? Nice!

Me: *gets out of bed, realizes it's my period* Fuck. Is it too much to ask to have horny moments without them being engineered by my menstrual cycle hormone wackiness?

I feel so tricked by my body. Truly duped by hormones. Ugh.

[viewmonster-official-account]

help i was making endless cycles fan art and i accidentally made lord x black as FUCK /hj

(by having the marker mix with the line art ink)

eh. i don’t really mind tho tbh. i kinda actually like it.

(please don’t send backlash for this. i am sorry in advance if this comes out as racist to people. i respect everyone equally. thank you for understanding. love y'all no matter what <3)

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Prev post but instead of killed it’s st George lying next to the dragon but like the dragon is smoking a cigarette to indicate they just fucked to exhaustion

[somedudenamedanthony]

I get that we as the LGBTQIA+ community hate seeing straight people being represented all the time and hate seeing them show-horned into places they don't belong but I need to speak my truth; all queer character stories are boring and can fall into the trap of not being diverse enough.

I'd rather have a story about a cishet guy hanging out with his lesbian bff and their shared bisexual girlfriend then a coming out story about a cis white gay teenage boy crying in a bathroom, because he's afraid his parents will hate him for being gay despite them showing him endless love and support, before having sex with his cis white gay teenage boyfriend in a scene made specifically for women to jack off to.

Though don't get me wrong, it can be good sometimes to have an all queer story. If the story isn't the same damn thing again.

[lmaowh-at]

Um. So there are these biblical characters

[hotgothaloy]

Don't think I haven't noticed that Noshir Dalal has absolutely disappeared from social media after that Twitter post about being in the hospital.

That fool better have like...a really good booking with an airtight NDA or something, I don't appreciate the suspense!!!!

[digital-sigil]

i want grace howard zzz carnally

[mayorofsassycity]

I’m so 🎺🦵 right now I think I’m actually dying

[kaoharu]

twt moot posted frekay nurse kaoru art hi where am i

[crownorclover]

i'm in me smartcar broom broom